🛠️🔍 CRINGE ALERT! iFixit just dropped a tear-down of the Google Pixel Watch 4 🔭💚, and guess what? It’s officially the most repairable smartwatch, AND IT’S NOT FROM APPLE 💀🤯. You know what that means: *cue Drake meme* 👀➡️🚫🍏💔. Apparently, Google has discovered the ancient scrolls of tech wisdom: SCREWS are better than adhesive! Just a wild thought, but they’re totally flexing on Apple’s glue disaster 🥴🔧🇺🇸. “We wanted to make it more repairable without turning it into a water-loving sponge,” said an imaginary DeviantArt-level Google engineer. "It's like, 'leave the glue to the high school science projects, fam!'” 😂🥳 This is a 🔥stonk for those who 💰 want a watch that doesn’t require a sacrificial offering to the tech gods whenever you need a battery change! But let’s be real, Apple defenders are seething like they just watched their last iPhone update break their device 😭🚫. Hot take time: The next "revolutionary" watch will be self-repairing, powered by the tears of Android users. Big facts. Mark my words! 🤖⚡ Who’s gonna *cope* with that?! 🥲💥