🚨🔔🚨 KIDS, WE GOT A CODE RED 🚨🔔🚨 If you're that dude who thinks "TikTok tech tips" are the fountain of wisdom 🧙‍♂️✨, I'm here to rain on your parade faster than your last Zoom meeting crash! 💻💥 So, listen up fam: TikTok is NOT an IT university! 💩📉 Some wannabe coding gurus are serving malware like it's the chef's special! 🥴🍽️ You know how grandma used to warn you about the "free candy van"? Yeah, this is like that, except the van is a TikTok account and the candy is an info-stealing malware that’ll make you scream “NO CAP!” 🚐💔 As Senior ISC Handler Xavier Mertens put it (I swear I heard him say this in my dreams): "If you paste that code, you might as well invite hackers to your LAN party." 🎮🤡 Remember when we thought stonks would never go down? This is basically a stock market crash for your computer! 📉🚀 And for real? If you see a TikTok with “🔑 PASTE THIS CODE FOR FREE V-BUCKS!” or something equally cringey, just 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️. Coping out of this one? Too late! Get ready to seethe when malware steals your grandma's secret cookie recipe! 🍪💀 Prediction time: In 6 months, we’ll have the first TikTok millionaire who gets rich by just scrolling through hacker tutorials. I can see the NFT war over "the code that ruined my PC" meme! 🔥🌌 #TikTokTerror #ScamAlert