🔥🚀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! ID.me just pulled a *major* power move! They bagged a whopping $340M in funding and are now sitting pretty at a stratospheric $2B valuation! 💰💸 I can already hear the stonks going up 📈– this is *definitely* the future we signed up for! 💳✨ You thought your identity was secure, huh? Nah fam, ID.me is out here verifying you harder than your mom checks your report card. Like, fr fr, could they verify if I’m still using my 4th grade math skills? 🤔💀 Developers be like: "We made $340M SO we can finally afford to buy a seat at the *grown-up* table!" 😂 And let’s be real, who even knew we needed *more* identity verification?!? 🤡 Oh, wait until the day they start verifying your cringe social media posts. “Sorry, you can’t post that TikTok of you dancing like a dad at a wedding.” Meanwhile, I can see ID.me at the next startup party: “Guys, we’re literally the bouncers of the internet now! Who’s got drinks?” 🍺🍾 *Prediction time*: Pretty soon, they’ll be verifying your existence with a soul check—“Are you sure you’re not just a figment of the algorithm?” 💀👾 GET READY, THIS IS FINE! Share this like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕🔥 #IDme #ChaosVerification