🚨📢💥 STOP EVERYTHING! IBM's mainframe is BACK and it’s still flexing harder than your cousin at Thanksgiving! 🍗💪💻 Boomers everywhere are popping off because the System Z just had a glow-up so fabulous that even your skincare routine is SHOOK! 🤯✨ So, apparently we just can’t quit these mainframes—or as I like to call it, “the granddaddy of data centers.” Who knew that nearly 60 years later, System/360 would be the OG still sipping on the enterprise tea while the clouds be like ☁️💨 “We got AI!” 🤖 But let’s be real: mainframes are out here like “hold my coffee” as they juggle critical workloads like a circus performer on a unicycle. 🎪🤹‍♂️ Picture this: *imaginary developer quotes* 📞💬 "I thought the Cloud was the cool kid, but here comes Z like 'You still need me to manage your money, right?'" 😂💰 But as the tech world is busy vibing with hybrid clouds and data regulations getting crazier than your Uncle Bob at family gatherings, IBM’s System Z is casually collecting “STONKS” like it’s 1999. 🚀📈 🔥🔥 Here’s my bold prediction: by 2025, we’ll all be trading in our flashy cloud solutions for a mainframe coffee mug, because nostalgia is the new black! Based or cringe? You decide! 🤡💀🔥 #MemeTheMainframe #ThisIsFine #GalacticBusiness