🌟🚀 **BREAKING APPLE DELUSIONS** 🚀🌟 So, Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 lineup and it’s like having a buffet of stale breadsticks at Olive Garden — all the same, but one a smidge shinier💅✨. They even threw in the iPhone Air like “Hey, you want a phone that feels like a pancake?”🥞📱 **Let’s break it down!** 👇👇👇 1️⃣ **iPhone 17**: It’s basically the “you got a 7 instead of a 10” energy. Like, stop acting like it’s a glow-up. You’re only upgrading if your old phone is literally dead (rip, bye Felicia)💔💀. 2️⃣ **iPhone Air**: For the hipsters who need a phone that’s as light as your friend’s excuses for not going to the gym. 🤓💪 “Yeah bro, it's easy to carry — no weight lifting here!” Just beware of the cracks from accidental drops… 💀😬 3️⃣ **17 Pro & Pro Max**: Great for the rich folks flexing at brunch while the rest of us scroll through TikTok on our *literal rocks* 📈💰. “I’ll pay for that new camera just to capture 4K of my avocado toast!” 🤢🥑 And here's a leaked dev quote: “Honestly, at this point, we just change the color... and people send us their money like it’s an Amazon Prime subscription!” 😂💸 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** Next year, Apple will just release a brick with an Apple logo and call it a ‘limited edition.’ No cap. So, will you break your bank for a shiny new pancake or keep the one that still works? 🤔🤖💔 This is fine. 🔥😂