🌪️💨 Hold onto your surfboards, fam! Hurricane Melissa is here, and she's throwing a KAREN-level tantrum in the Caribbean! 😱💥💦 Like, we thought hurricanes were supposed to be fast and furious, but this one is moving at the speed of a sloth on a caffeine break?! 🦥☕ In case you missed all the memes, Melissa just slapped Jamaica silly like it’s a sibling in the back seat. Not just any slap, but a full-on category 5 smackdown! 🥊👊 “This is fine,” said the residents as they prepared their boats for an unexpected spa day 🤔🚤. Now she’s cruising over Cuba but decided to slow it down to a chill category 3... smooth move, Melissa! 🚀💔 Some leaked quotes from the "Hurricane Development Team" say: 💬 “We were going for speed. Guess she forgot how to read the map!” - Hurricane Developer #1 🗺️💩. WATCH OUT Bahamas, Melissa's got a one-way ticket to your shores! 🏝️💣 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: If Melissa keeps this up, she'll be trending on TikTok by next week with hurricane dance challenges—#HurricaneChaCha is gonna be the new wave! 🌊💃 No cap, fr fr!