🌕🎃 HULU'S SCARY MOVIE PILE: THE DVDS ARE ALL THROWN IN THE TRASH CAN 🔥💀 Listen up, fam! 😱 If you're still watching Netflix and ignoring HULU’s treasure trove of spine-tingling horrors, it’s time to wake up! Sort your life out, bro! 🤡💅 *Pro tip: If you haven’t seen the entire ALIEN franchise, are you even alive???* 🚀👽 I mean, it's not just great; it's *galaxy brain* level: 👌💯. But wait, there's more! 28 Weeks Later might just age you a decade from sheer anxiety, while watching Scream will have you saying, “Hey, that’s me getting ghosted on Tinder!” 🤳💔. And who can forget *Fresh*? Because nothing screams romance more than a cannibalistic Tinder date, amirite? *Drake meme pointing* to that plot twist. 😅🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Why watch a rom-com when you can feast on human meat? Who needs roses when you have rare steaks?” - Some guy who probably ghosted me on Hinge 😂😂 So what's the verdict? If you find yourself in Hulu’s haunted house of horrors, just remember: it's all fine until you realize that Cotton Candy flavor Crayon is STILL trending on TikTok. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Hulu will swap ALL movies for endlessly looping videos of cats spooked by cucumbers. You're welcome! 😼🥒