🎉🚨 BREAKING: HP STONKS?! (or nah?) 🚨🎉 Hold onto your RGB keyboards, fam! HP just dropped its Q3 earnings report like it was a hot mixtape 🔥, and while they’re sipping that sweet nectar of “we beat expectations,” investors are over here looking like Drake pointing the opposite way! 🤨💸 So what happened? HP claims their new AI PCs are flying off the shelves 📦📈 — like they’re the last slice of pizza at a LAN party! But let’s be real, the guidance for next quarter sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a beige wall. 🥱💤 Investors? They’re not impressed, and honestly, who can blame them? Even “AI” can’t save them from being the equivalent of a “This is fine” dog in a room full of flames. 🔥🐶 Imaginary developer quote: “Look, AI PCs are the future, but they still crash like Windows 95 on a TikTok livestream!” 🤖💻💀 So what does it mean? Honestly, HP better pray to the tech gods that consumers don’t get wise and simply build their own AI rigs instead — because nothing says “flex” like a DIY computer sporting RGB and liquid cooling! 💪🌈 💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll be seeing HP launch a product called “AI Actually Does Your Homework” 📝— and educators everywhere will collectively scream, “For the love of code, NO!” 😂🚀 Share with your fellow tech fiends and let’s make this chaos go viral! 👾💣