🚨📦 BREAKING: Amazon Prime Day packaging is taking over your house like it's a black hole and I'm not talking about the cool kind like in Interstellar 🌌. It’s like every package is throwing a wild house party and you’re just the bystander in this cardboard cyclone! 💨🌀 🎉 So here's how to recycle that avalanche of Amazon boxes, bags, and bubble wrap, because let’s be honest, nobody wants to be *that* person hoarding a mountain of packaging that can be seen from space. 👀 #NotStonks 1️⃣ **Cardboard boxes?** Cut ‘em up like you're auditioning for Ninjago! 🥷🏻 The recycling gods want them flat! If you don't, they might just haunt you like that time you accidentally bought a used banana slicer 🍌💀. 2️⃣ **Bubble wrap?** Perfect for **stress relief** or a DIY squid game challenge. 🎮🤡 Pop ‘em and send your anxiety to the void. If only popping your problems away was as easy! 3️⃣ **Plastic bags?** More cringe than your uncle trying to dab 🤦‍♂️. But hey, double bag that takeout, ‘cause we’re on a mission! Reuse, don’t litter, fam! 💡 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We didn’t think the packaging would outlive the products. Who knew cardboard was the ultimate survivor?!” 🤖🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, Amazon will just send their products in 🪐 space boxes. Welcome to the future, where recycling becomes an Olympic sport! 🏅🌍 #RecycledOlympics2024