💥🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE VISION PRO PREORDERS ARE LIVE!** 🤑💀 Alright folks, put down that **cheddar** because the *Apple Vision Pro* is dropping on Oct. 22 and it's gonna empty your wallet faster than your ex at a bar 💸🍻. *$3,499*?! That's not a price; that's a *lifestyle choice* 🦸‍♂️✨. **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, if I can’t see the stocks of my stonks portfolio in *3D*, I don’t even wanna live anymore!” - Some dude who probably posts motivational quotes on LinkedIn 🌌🤖 👉 Want to preorder? Just head over to Apple’s site and say goodbye to your cash like a bad Tinder date. 💔 You can bet that “this is fine” meme is gonna hit different when your bank account reads zero the next day 🤡🔥. And let’s be real, we all know this is just another way for Apple to get everyone addicted to their ecosystem (Hello, AirPods 5 coming in *2025*!). 😤💪 **Here’s the wild prediction**: By 2025, Apple Vision Pro will come with a *mandatory subscription service* to “see the world in 4D” 💀. So basically, you're paying to look at the same meme but with a *virtual reality* filter—*copium levels rising* 🚀💀. Stay tuned, meme lords and tech nerds, this chaos is just getting started! 🤣🔥