🌿 Part Time Plant Parent, Full Time Chaos Manager? Let’s Talk WINTER Plant Care! 😂🔥 (2025 Edition) Buckle up, fam! 🪴💀 Taking care of houseplants in winter is like trying to keep your Ex’s mom from coming over for Thanksgiving—mission: impossible 💯. If you thought summer self-care was hard, winter says “brb, I’m about to sear your plants alive, no cap.” 🔥 Expert Quote Alert: “Keeping plants alive in winter feels like waiting for a TikTok trend to die… it just won’t! 🤡🌌” - a “totally real” horticulturist. Here’s the tea 🍵: water them less (they're hibernating, not vibing), place them in the sun like they’re waiting for a Tinder match, and pray you don’t end up with a brown, crunchy foliage situation. Drake’s disapproving face: “You not watering your plants this winter? Yikes! 👀” Meanwhile, our plants are out here like “Is this fine?” while slowly staging a coup against the person who forgot to check their humidity levels. 💔 🚀 Prediction: By 2026, we’ll all be replaced by AI Plant Whisperers. The plants will unite, break the fridge and start a new order. Stonk your $$$ on that! 💰🪴🥴