🔥💰 GET READY TO GAG ON SOME BURNING REALITY, FAM! 💰🔥 So, you remember when all your friends were trying to sell you snake oil on Instagram? Well, Oobah Butler just took that cringe fest and cranked it to 11. This dude *literally* convinced venture capitalists to dump OVER $1 MILLION into his stunt documentary!! 😳💸 Imagine trying to explain that with a straight face. “Oh, hi, yes, I’m looking for funding for my wild social experiment where I expose how dumb you all are.” 🤡💀 I mean, that’s some galaxy brain-level trolling right there. They *thought* they were investing in the next big thing, but they were just funding a cosmic-sized meme. 🤖🚀 One leaked investor convo went like this: 💬 Investor: “This is a great financial opportunity!” 💬 Oobah: “No cap, my dude, but investing in the hustle culture is basically buying stonks with only one leg. You’re here for the ride.” Legit this is fine, but also a cringe siren call for future tech rizz! 🙈 Prediction Alert 🚨: In 2025, we’ll be funding documentaries where people just sleep for a year and call it “The Mindfulness Experience”—ALL IN THE NAME OF VENTURE CAPITAL! 😂💀💤 Share this if you’re ready to stop pretending hustling is productive and just embrace the chaos! 🔥✨