🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Deductive AI just pulled a *Houdini* on DoorDash, saving 1,000 engineering hours like it’s no biggie! 🎩✨💻 Let’s be real: engineers have been stuck in the debugging trenches like they’re trapped in a sad puppy meme. 🐶💔 “My code works on my machine” is the war cry of software devs nationwide, while they spend 50% of their lives thumbs deep in runtime errors, searching for that one semicolon missing. 😩🛠️ Enter Deductive AI, the tech equivalent of your friend who insists they "totally found a way to cheat the system" but actually just downloaded a life hack. 💡🚀 Their *AI SRE agents*, powered by reinforcement learning (basically giving an AI a cheat code), are about to make debugging as easy as ordering a pizza 🍕, except the pizza's delivered without pineapple. 🍍🚫 Investors are throwing money at this like it’s Black Friday sales with $7.5 million in seed funding. Stonks 📈 on full blast while engineers sit back and say, “This is fine” in their best meme voices. 🤷‍♂️🔥 And let’s be real, if this saves engineers time, the next step is those robots coding our Tinder dates, right? 🤖💘 🔥 *Hot take*: In 5 years, we’ll be swiping right on AI-generated love lives while our debugging AI fixes our broken hearts! 💔🤖💥 Share this wisdom, fam!