🔥🎮 Hold onto your butts, Cult of the Lamb fam! 🚀 The new DLC “Woolhaven” just dropped info that'll have you hootin’ like a llama on a sugar rush! 🦙💨 So, here’s the juicy tea: we’re raising animals, like some kind of pixelated Old McDonald—but this is no ordinary farmyard! 🐄🥚 💀 (remember, this is *Cult of the Lamb*, not *Tales of A Lamb’s Childhood*) 🤡 You’ll get to bond with crabs, snails, and maybe even a spider or two. No cap, who *actually* requested a turtle army? 🐢💪 💰 "We think players want more existential dread with their farming sim," said one *totally real* dev while clutching a plush sheep 😂. Like, fr fr, they really *said* that! 😂 You’ll have to care for these unholy beasts, feed them kale (👀 gross), and, if you’re hardcore enough, maybe even snuff ‘em for a nice mutton chop dinner. 🌱🥩 “This is fine,” the snails will say as they wait for their doom. But here’s the hot take: expect *immediate* drama as players recreate *Bambi* with crabby and unfortunate endings—ranching but make it culty! 🚀🔥 Get ready to go from cozy friendships to major betrayal faster than you can say, “Woolhaven is just a long con.” 🐑💥 Who's ready to farm their sanity away?