🚨🔔 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Honor just dropped a “Robot Phone” teaser that's more ripped than a '90s action movie! 💪💰💥 We’re talking about a tech flex that screams "I was made in a lab somewhere between Apple’s design studio and Sony’s chaos generator." 🤖💀 In a wild twist of fate, Honor unveiled their “Alpha Plan” — sounds like a marketing ploy invented by a room full of interns hiking on Red Bull. 🚀💊 But let’s be real: this robot phone looks less like cutting-edge tech and more like a mashup of Siri and your Uncle's weird toaster. 🤡🥴 Meanwhile, a leaked convo between “Barry the Marketing Intern” and “Nerdy Dev” went something like: *Barry*: “So... we’re just gonna borrow their designs, right? 😏” *Nerdy Dev*: “Fr fr, but with less polish. It’s just *too* on-brand!” 💡 Let’s face it, this is either a bold genius move or a cringe fest waiting to happen. 🔥 Drake’s already pointing to the “No” option on this one. 🔥💥 FINAL PREDICTION: *By 2025, people will start naming their kids after AI voice assistants because they'll be easier to relate to than Honor’s Robot Phone. Meanwhile, Apple will drop a smarter toaster that can deep-fry your crypto! 🍞🍟* Tag your friends who need to know about this mess! 👀💬 #HonorDrake #RobotPhoneRage