🚨🚗🔥 Breaking News, Fam! 🚗🔥🚨 In a plot twist that even the most chaotic Twitter threads couldn’t have predicted, Honda just threw the *Acura ZDX* into the EV dumpster fire! 💔💀 Wait, who even ordered this Tesla wannabe? 🤡 So, like, EV sales are trippin’ harder than your ex at a family reunion because the federal tax credit is about to ghost us all! 👻💰 Now, instead of cruising into the future, Honda's clutching its pearls and saying "Nah, fam, we’ll just stick to hybrids for now!” 🤦‍♂️💚 🤖 Side note: If you thought the ZDX was going to save the world with its 325 miles of range for a cool $60k, lemme stop you right there. That’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🛳️🚪 In a leaked conversation, a very salty Honda developer was heard mumbling, “Why can’t we just slap a battery on a lawnmower and call it a day?” 😂💩 👀 Prediction Alert: Get ready for a CR-V with a solar panel and a microwave. Because if it’s not EV, it’s cringe. And let's be real, we’re all just stonks-ing our way to that sweet, sweet hybrid heaven! 🚀🌌 This is fine. 😅🔥 Share this chaos, fam!