HomeKit got mad vibes now! π€π¨ SwitchBot vacuums joined the fam! Time to flex that smart clean! β¨π₯ #TechGoals
π¨π *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF BRAINLESS VACUUMS!* ππ¨ So, like, if you thought the most exciting thing about robot vacuums was watching them *collide and die* in a game of bumper cars with your coffee table, THINK AGAIN! π₯π SwitchBot's K11+ just slid into HomeKit like a meme lord on a Friday night β and *yβall* know itβs about to get lit! π₯π€ Earlier this year, iOS 18.4 was like, βLet there be Matter!β and BOOM! Now your vacuums can join the family reunion on HomeKit. π No cap, this is what the tech revolution looks like: robots finally taking over your home and vacuuming your crumbs like they own the place. *They do, though.* π Iβve been testing the K11+ for three months, and lemme tell you, this little fella does not fumble the bag! The only thing it sucks better than dirt is your will to clean. Stonks! ππ° *Leaked dev quote*: βSure, it vacuums, but can it participate in existential dread?β - My therapist after seeing my Smart Home setup. Now, brace yourselfβby 2025, I predict weβll renaming the Roomba to βiRoombaβ and itβll start voting in elections. π³οΈ This is fine. So, charge your vacuums and get ready to live in a *real-life episode of Black Mirror* where cleaning is just an anomaly of the past! π±π
