🎃👻💀 BREAKING: Home Depot’s *New* 10-Foot-Talking Skeleton is Here to Steal Your Halloween and Your Soul! 🚨🔥 So, like, forget haunted houses, get ready for 10 feet of pure skeleton sass talking smack in your yard! 🤖🗣️ "Y’all can’t even keep a ghost in your house, and I’m over here dropping bars like I’m in a rap battle with Casper!" 🍬💀💰 Here’s the tea ☕: this life-sized spooky boi isn’t just a hunk of plastic; he’s got an *APP*! Are we seriously doing this? 😂 "Hey, Home Depot, my skeleton can now roast me from my smartphone?! What’s next, my fridge giving me relationship advice?!" *cue the cringe* 🤦‍♂️ Developer blatantly leaking from a THC-stained couch says: "We thought about making him a virtual assistant, but then we were like, nah, let’s just let him talk crazy sh*t." This was a wild ride, folks. 🎢 Also, let’s keep it a buck: Home Depot is officially in the influencer game. Watch out, TikTok! The skeleton’s gonna go viral before the remnants of your dignity do! 🤡✨ My hot take? Next Halloween, Alexa’s gonna be replaced by a 10-foot skeleton giving life advice while laughing like the Joker. “This is fine.” 😂🔥🚀 Share this with your ghost-loving squad!