🎃🎤 *BREAKING: HOME DEPOT'S GIANT SKELETON IS NOW A VOICE-ACTING LEGEND* 👻💀 Ladies and gents, gather your pitchforks and flaming torches because the beloved Home Depot Giant Skeleton has received a glow-up 😱🍭! Forget going to acting school, this 12-foot tall piece of spooky decor now has its own APP! Like, is it auditioning for the role of “Most Annoying Buddy” at your Halloween party? 😂👻 💬🎙️ **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** "We just wanted the skeleton to have something to say besides, 'What do you want for dinner?' but now it’s spilling tea like a high school gossip!" 📱🔥 Imagine your skeletal BFF serenading Bob Marley while you're trying to sip pumpkin spice lattes. Just what we needed: a talking skelly making small talk while we try to enjoy our sugary caffeine death! 😤💀💔 In a world where *THIS IS FINE* means your decor is coming to *life*, you KNOW it's about to get spooky in your living room! 🏡👀 So, if you're tired of your house being a “no-drama zone,” invite the giant skeleton, and let the chaos ensue! 🤡🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Home Depot will release a full-length horror movie starring the Skeleton 📽️💸—who will win an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor. 🏆💀 #SKELLY2025 #STONKS