🔥🛠️ **BREAKING: Home Depot's BLACK FRIDAY deals are here!** But are they better than your ex? 🤡💔 👀💡This year, Home Depot is stretching Black Friday into a whole MONTH of deals! That’s right, fam! 30 DAYS of half-off tools and tool sets, because nothing says "holiday spirit" like buying a power drill like you're stocking up for the apocalypse. 😱💪 **DEAL ALERT** 🚨: Cop yourself some Google Nest devices too! It's like having a tiny robot butler to supervise your power tool addiction. 🤖👨‍🔧 (Just don’t let it call the cops on your DIY fail!) *Leaked Quote from a Home Depot Dev*: “Tool discounts are like crypto, they go up and down. But trust me, stonks are all about those drills!” 💰📈 Drake might be *pointing away* from basic TVs, but honestly, if you're not flexing your new circular saw on TikTok, are you even living? 🏠✨🤳 And remember, if you can’t fix it yourself, just pay someone else to *cope* and *seethe* through the online reviews. **HOT TAKE**: In 2025, Home Depot will merge with IKEA to create a black-market smart home tool grid. You heard it here first. 🚀👀🔥