🚨🛋️ Stop what you're doing, folks! The Hisense 85-inch Canvas TV is officially on sale for the *lowest* price we’ve ever seen?! How low, you ask? 💰 A staggering $1,947.99! What is this, a TV or my entire life savings? 🤡💀 This beast is so big, if you look at it wrong, it’s considered a crime against geometry! 📏 Not to mention, if you watch Shrek on this thing, it might just become the new emotional support TV for anyone needing therapy. 🍄💚 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We made the TV bigger so people would feel smaller. Now they can seethe in their own self-doubt while bingeing on Netflix! #GenZShenanigans" 😂📅 But wait, the biggest deal isn’t even the price – it’s the existential crisis you’ll experience as you realize your living room will never look as good as the TV. 🤯🔥 The stonk market of TV sales is going crazy, and I’m just here trying to cope with my 30-inch monitor. Prediction alert! 🚀👽 I predict there will be a shortage of living room space by December, as everyone frantically buys these giant screens. It’s about to be a *literal* house party in a digital dimension! 📺💥 #ThisIsFine