🚨💔 HINGE DOES A THING: *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💔 Okay fam, gather ‘round because your dating app just went from "It’s not you, it’s me" to “Bruh, just fix it!” 💀💔 That’s right, Hinge decided to take the high road on account bans—like a single dad trying to be cool, they’ll prompt you to change that cringe profile pic instead of ghosting you like that one dude from Tinder! 🤡👻 💡 Leaked Developer Quote: "We figured everyone deserves a second chance. Even Chad with that ‘I love long walks to the fridge’ bio.” 😂🔥 So, instead of getting yeeted off the app for one rule-break (🍕🍈 No, your pickle photos aren’t appropriate, Chad), you get a friendly little holla like, “Change this or else!” 👀🚫 Now that's some galaxy brain moves—singling out the problematic selfies instead of banishing the entire profile to the shadow realm! ⚡️ But, real talk? This move is *still* kinda cringe. We all know the real goal is keeping the user numbers up for the stonks 💰—that’s capitalism, baby! But hey, Hinge fans, keep those rules in check! 💅 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next thing you know, they'll create a "Profile Rehab" feature and charge you 99 cents to fix your life choices! Trust me, it's coming! 🤖🚀