🎧💔 *Attention all headphone enthusiasts and loyalty loopers!* 🚀✨ So, grab your AirPods and prepare for a wild ride because Andrew Lissimore, the dude behind *Headphones.com*, was losing customers FASTER than you can say "Bluetooth connection failed!" 😱💔 It's like watching someone try to connect to WiFi in a room full of brick walls — TOTAL CRINGE! In a plot twist that even Netflix wouldn't dare write, Andy decided to level up his game and launched *Lantern* 🔥💡. Yeah, you heard me right. He went from selling over-priced headphones to building a loyalty program that’s cooler than your high school prom date. I mean, let’s be real: EVERYONE wants their followers like it's a TikTok dance — viral AF! 💃 According to our *extremely credible* "leaked" conversation, Andy was like, “Stonks are down, loyalty is down, let’s make a *zillion* instead!” 💰💀 Thanks to this Shopify-native tech wizardry, brands now have sweet tools to keep customers like they keep their backpacks — forever. So what’s next, Andy? A loyalty program for loyalty programs? 🤡 🔥 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: By 2025, we’ll all be BFFs with our loyalty apps. No cap, it's gonna get weird and I’m HERE for it. 🤖💥