🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max just decided it's time to flex harder than your crypto bro at a vegan BBQ! 🔥🤡 But wait, what’s that? The prices just went up! 🤯 That's right, you heard me—HBO Max is now officially out here charging you more than Netflix like it’s a fancy avocado toast! 🥑💀 First, let’s pause for a moment of silence for your wallets! 😢 The prices for ALL three plans are bumping up faster than my heart rate when I see a new "premium" subscription. Wow, what a stonks move! 📈🤔 “Don’t worry,” HBO says, “You’ll get to experience our amazing shows... sort of like watching old reruns of Friends but shinier! ✨” Rumor has it, one dev was spotted in the cafeteria saying, “We’re calling it a price hike, but really it’s a ‘luxury experience’”—girl, you’re trying to sell me the moon with a side of cringe! 😂🚀 So what’s the prediction? HBO Max will become an exclusive club for rich folks who pay for the privilege of yelling “Why is this so expensive?” while binge-watching shows they don’t remember casting for. BYE, Netflix! Say hello to “HBO Luxe,” where your money goes to die, but at least you can enjoy a fancy new logo! 🤖✨ This is fine. 🔥😤 #StreamingWars #HBOHype #DrakePointing