🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: HBO Max officially rebranded to "Max" (because who needs a full name when you’re streaming stonks like Dune and Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off? 🤡🚀). But like, is it worth your precious sub? If you’re tired of scrolling through a sea of utter cringe 🔥👀, let’s dive into the 25 BEST MOVIES that’ll make you say, “Where have you been all my life?” 😍 💰💀 Leaked developer quote: "We knew we needed something that'll keep the viewers hooked—so we put Dune on the list. Good luck keeping up with all those sandworms, fam!" 😂 You got your classics like The Matrix (where reality is just a suggestion) to HBO gems like The Last of Us (because who doesn’t love suffering? 🤷‍♂️). But beware 🔮! Max also somehow thinks Tony Hawk needs another documentary. Cope, seethe, and scroll, my friends. Drake pointing meme as you realize this is your sign to binge-watch and ignore life (not responsibly, though!). 🚫🍿 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Max will introduce an interactive AI that literally judges your movie choices. If it doesn't like your pick, it’ll start showing ads for "How to Delete Your Account." 🤖💀 Share this with your homies before Max sends you to the void! 👾✨