🚨🔥 BREAKING: HBO Max JUST dropped a new Hogwarts experience for the Apple Vision Pro, and it’s straight-up ✨MAGICAL✨! 🤯💫 But like, let’s be real—are we REALLY gonna put on our $3,499 Dumbo goggles to feel like we’re in the Great Hall? 💸🦅 Honestly, every time Apple drops something new, my wallet starts seething like it just went through a breakup. 💔💰 Imagine this convo in the HBO board room: Developer 1: "What if we put a bunch of floating candles in a room?" Developer 2: "Based! That’s basically CONTENT!" 🪄✨ Developers: "STONKS!" 🕺💰 Meanwhile, consumers be like: “This is fine” with their credit cards burning from the heat of overpriced nostalgia! 🔥😅 And don't get me started on the Apple Vision Pro! 🥴 It’s like wearing a small oven on your face while you pretend to drink pumpkin juice with Harry himself. 😵‍💫🍺 Hot take alert! 🔥👀 In a few years, we’ll HAVE to wear these glasses just to decode reality! Prepare for a world where we’re all wizards and tech companies are the real Death Eaters! 💀🚀 Share this or you’re getting cursed! ⚡️✨ #HogwartsIsTheNewBlack 🧙‍♂️