🎄🎮✨ Hold up, gamers! Hallmark just dropped an ornament so lit it might just resurrect your cozy gamer vibes from 2005! Get ready to transform your Christmas tree into a nostalgic battle ground with the new Xbox 360 Keepsake ornament, because fr fr, who needs boring old bells when you can have a freakin' Halo soundtrack? 💥💰 That's right, folks! For just $28.99 (what a steal! 💸), you can slap this mini console on your tree and vibe to the iconic 'Behold a Pale Horse' while your auntie lectures you about “getting a real job.” 😪 Just tap that power button and BAM! Instant memories of **late-night gamer sessions** and **dodgy matchmaking**! 🎮🙌 Imagine your grandma’s reaction as the Halo theme blares out — just picture her, slowly turning into a Jedi of confusion 🤔💫. “I love Christmas music!” she says, while in reality she just opened a portal to the **Halo universe**. 🛸🔥 🎤 “Yo, I’m just here for the nostalgia, bro. And for the epic music when the in-laws come over.” - Leaked comment from a Hallmark Exec 🤖 So what’s next? A Call of Duty ornament that screams “Merry Christmas, ya filthy casual!”? 🤭🔥 Tbh, this holiday season, we could be **living in a simulation** where ornaments are just a gateway to gaming glory. 👾🌌 Unhinged prediction: Soon, they’ll be selling **Fortnite-themed garlands** with built-in dance emotes. 🤯 Yeet that under the tree, fam!