🎉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS!* 🚨🎉 Hades is *BACK* on Game Pass... AGAIN! 🤡💀 That's right, folks! The OG dungeon crawler that made us say “wow, dying 100 times in a row is kinda fun!” returns on September 19! 🗓️ 🚀 But wait, it's not the sequel we’ve all been foaming at the mouth for—just the same old madness where you play as Zagreus, the god of “GET ME OUTTA HERE!” 😂💪 It’s like if Persephone said "NOPE, not yet!" and sent you back to Purgatory with no WiFi! 🤔💭 “What’s the point?” you ask? Well, for Game Pass subscribers, it’s like a second chance at reliving your torturous escapades in the Underworld while you wait for Hades II to hit Switch. It’s basically Game Pass saying "This is fine” while gamers collectively seethe in the eternal wait for cross-platform bliss. 🔥😱 🗣️ *Developer Quote (leaked):* “We just thought Hades needed a break, like the time I tried to take a nap with my cat and instead woke up 3 hours later holding an empty Doritos bag…” - Some Supergiant Dev (probably) **Hot Take Alert!** 🚨💣 I predict the sequel will drop on Xbox right after they announce *TWO* new consoles (like we need THAT chaos 😅). So buckle up, friends, and get ready to escape the Underworld for a second time while pretending you're not just waiting for cool new stuff. 💰🔥✨ #Stonks #HadesIsBack