🔥🚨 BREAKING: Hades II is leaping off your screen and smashing into your Switch and Switch 2 on September 25! 🚀😱 Like, 5 years after the original dropped at a Nintendo Direct while we were all like “shield your wallets!” 🙈💸 But wait—didn't Hades II drop like, 16 moons ago in early access for PC? Yeah, you guessed it! This game is like that one friend who shows up late to the party but brings a helluva lot of snacks 🍕🤤. With over 63,000 reviews saying “very positive” (and “overwhelmingly positive” for the English-speaking nerds 💀), it's the ultimate rage-quit material! 📉 Developer quote leaked: “We just wanted to see how many players would rage quit before the true ending. Spoiler: the answer is all of them! 😂” But hold up! The Switch version is like the Boy Scout of consoles - prepared for ANY occasion, while PlayStation and Xbox users are left feeling like meme-less Drake 😢. Can you feel the stonks of Nintendo rising?? 🚀🔥 Hot take? 👀 By 2050, Hades II will be on calculators and your grandma’s flip phone. Mark my words! 🤖📱 #StaySalty #HadesHype