🚨👀 BREAKING: Hackers Just Stormed UPenn Like It’s a Final Exam! 🚀💻💥 Brace yourselves, fam: UPenn just got hit with a cyber smackdown that even the Avengers couldn’t save them from! 🤡 They were like “We got hacked!” in an email subject line that sounds like a bad student’s plea in a group chat. But 🔥 the real tea? These hackers are spilling the receipts on just how "woke" the ivy-covered walls really are! 🍵👀 “The University of Pennsylvania is a dogshit elitist institution full of woke retards,” the email screamed, apparently from some rogue hacker who’s been binging too much Twitter. 😂🔥 They’re ready to leak student data faster than people can say “debt” 📜💰, all while throwing shade at UPenn for their "terrible security practices" and legacy admission cringe. 🤦‍♂️ Imagine the hackers sipping coffee and cackling, “We love breaking federal laws like FERPA. Please, stop giving us money!” 💸💀 That’s some galaxy brain-level chaos right there. 😱 And the hot take? Next thing you know, UPenn will be making a statement like "This is fine" while their data is out HERE vibing on the dark web. 🔥🤖💀 JUST IN: Colleges will start hiring *actual* hackers to protect their data in 3... 2... 1... 🤯💫 Share this with your friends before they get doxxed! #Stonks #Based #Cringe