🚨✨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT✨🚨: Watch out, fam! The CL0P crew is back at it again, and they’re throwing Oracle’s E-Business Suite (aka EBS) into the abyss of HACKER INFINITY! 💻🕳️🤡 So here’s the tea ☕ — since August 9, 2025 (yeah, you read that right, we’re time-traveling now), a whole buffet of organizations have reportedly been hit with a zero-day exploit. Google and Mandiant are like, “We’re still figuring out how deep this rabbit hole goes.” But let’s be real, it’s probably deeper than your last relationship. 😂💔 John Hultquist, the chief analyst, dropped the classic line: “It affected dozens of organizations.” 🚨 THANKS FOR THAT EDGY REPORT, JOHN! 🍕 He sounds like a kid with a broken toy saying “It’s totally fine, I swear!” while everything is on fire 🔥🚒 THIS IS FINE🙃👀. Time for a meme shitpost: **Drake pointing at “Staying safe with Oracle”** ➡️ **Drake pointing at “Getting owned by CL0P”**. NO CAP, that’s a mood! 🤖💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, CL0P is going to start their own tech conference called “Hack-ademic,” where they’ll teach you how NOT to secure your data. Be there or be square! 📉🚀💰 Get your tinfoil hats ready, folks. This is just the beginning...👽💥 #Oracle #Hacked #CL0P #ThisIsFine #Stonks ⏳💣