🔥 BREAKING: GUSTO IS MAKING A POWER MOVE! 💰💼 They just took the leap to acquire Guideline, the retirement plan wizards for small businesses! I guess they finally realized that handing out paychecks without retirement plans is like giving your dog a treadmill and hoping it turns into a weight loss plan 🐶➡️🏃‍♂️💨. Now listen, Guideline was strutting around with a $1.15B price tag in 2021 👑💵, and now they’re getting hitched to Gusto. All this talk about payroll and HR software sounds super exciting, right? 🤡 Well, if you’re vibing with spreadsheets and number crunching, this is basically like a Marvel crossover event where Iron Man finally joins the Avengers (you know Gusto wants to make dreams come true! 💥). 💡 "Finally, small businesses can pick a retirement plan without passing out from the paperwork!" says a totally made-up developer I just invented. But let’s be real, Gusto better not screw this up because nothing screams “I’m old” like a retirement plan that smells like stale coffee and ruined dreams ☕️💀. 🌌 Prediction: By 2025, Gusto will become the IKEA of HR — and people will be assembling 401(k) plans while crying on the floor of their cubicles! 😂🔥 #Stonks 🚀💰