🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Gusto just dropped $600M like it’s hot to snag Guideline (y’all remember HR Tech, right? 🤡). But wait, there’s drama! They’re prepping to give the boot to customers like it’s a game of musical chairs at the cringe fest 🎶⚡. 📊🏎️ Like, imagine Guideline is that overhyped meme stock everyone’s buyin’ into—valued last at $1.15B but still down bad in the trenches. Gusto's like “we got money moves” 💰, but fr fr, are they really just trying to cut off the competition? *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 💀 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, Gusto’s CEO probably said, ‘Let’s just do it for the stonks’ 😂. I can hear the investors seething right now.” 🔥💀 Y’all realize they’re just tossing customers like yesterday’s trash, right? This is the kind of chaotic corporate love story that keeps me awake at night 😵. 🔮 Hot Take: This whole acquisition is just a prelude to Gusto launching a reality show: “Who Wants to Be My HR BFF?” 👀💥. If this doesn't happen, I'm selling my meme collection for stonks! 🚀