**📈💥BREAKING: Groww Just Went Full Stonk Mode!!!💰💸💥** Yo, fellow degenerates! 🚀 You won't BELIEVE what just happened – Groww hit the IPO scene with the grace of a gazelle on a trampoline and raised a WHOPPING ₹750 million! That’s right, they’re cashing in while we’re still figuring out how to invest our pocket money 💸🤷‍♂️! Shares opened 12% higher than expected at ₹112 and closed at a solid ₹128.85! This means they’re basically living in an alternate universe where investment apps are gods and we mere mortals are just here to HODL 🍔👾! Market cap? Oh, just a casual ₹795 billion or around $9 billion. Stonks going *brrrr* while we sit here like, "this is fine" 🔥💦. 👥💬 A Groww dev was recently overheard saying: "We thought raising this much cash would require magic—turns out all you need is a color-coordinated app and a lot of memes!" All of this while retail investing in India is going full-on Bonkers Mode🧠💥. Mark my words: this is just the beginning! In 5 years, we’re getting *GrowwCoins*! 💳😱 **Hot take**: Banks will be replaced by TikTok creators selling investment tips through dance challenges. No cap, fr fr! Let's GO!!! 🚀💀