🌱🍽️ Yo fam, hold up! You know what’s spicier than your mom’s chili? Green Chef’s organic meal kits! 🤡💚 Three CNET editors got together for a culinary showdown, and it’s about to go DOWN. First up, we got the editor with dietary restrictions, trying to navigate the minefield of gluten, dairy, and "What the heck is quinoa?" 🧠💥. Meanwhile, the novice cook is probably just vibing, thinking “Am I even allowed to boil water?” 💦🚫. And don’t sleep on the meal kit expert—this one (let’s call him Chef Stonks) is out here flexing like he just graduated from the School of Gordon Ramsay Yelling At You. 😤👨‍🍳 One editor was like, “This is fine,” as his meal turned into a scene from Hell’s Kitchen. 🔥👀💀 And bless the expert, who probably whispered, “I can’t believe these peas are organic,” like it was a revelation from the food oracle. ✨👑 But let’s be real, fam. With all these meal kits poppin' up, it’s like the Tech Bros of the food world. 💼🥴 Just one big “Shut up, and take my money”—but for veggies. 💸🚀 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be eating meal kits delivered by drones that are also our therapists. 🍃🤖💬 Cope and seethe if you don’t like it! 💥🔥🔥 Share this with someone who still thinks microwaving is cooking! 👀💥 #GreenChefCrisis #CookingChaos