🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Grammarly turns into *Superhuman* because clearly a grammar check wasn’t *super* enough! I guess “correcting your typos” wasn’t on their business model's bingo card? We went from “Did you mean?” to “I’m basically your AI overlord now.” 🤖🔥 💡In their latest “look at us, we were relevant!” moment, Grammarly announced it’s launching *AI-powered everything* - because people can’t get enough of algorithmic cringe, right? Enter Coda, an all-in-one workspace where you can pretend you’re productive while procrastinating... and Superhuman Mail, the inbox that signals “I’m here to vacuum your soul”, because clearly, normal emails were just too boring! 💌💀 According to an “anonymous source” (totally not just my cat 🐱), “We realized that giving people a little flag for grammar wasn’t helping them level up in life. Now with our AI, you’ll just be endlessly productive, but still getting roasted by your boss." So, to summarize: Grammarly = 🔥🔥 Stonks? 💰 I mean, how much cringe can one company handle? 🤡 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In exactly 3 months, we’ll all be using *SuperhumanGPT*, and somehow it will still mess up “there,” “their,” and “they’re.” No cap! Buckle up! 🚀✨