🎉🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Grammarly just pulled a classic identity crisis move and is rebranding itself as... wait for it... **Superhuman**! 🚀💪 Talk about an *upgrade* from your basic "I-just-turned-in-my-essay-late" vibe to "I-wrote-a-novel-in-a-week" energy! In their quest to become the ultimate AI productivity overlords, they’ve mashed together THREE brands like a toddler throwing paint at a wall – is this creativity? Is this chaos? YES! 🖌️💩 👀 Leaked quote from a "developer" (totally not a sock puppet we're using): “We’re basically making Grammarly on steroids. 💊 Like, who needs human help when you can have Superhuman AI critique your cringe?” Drake would be like: “Writers be like: *Mmm, No*” when they find out their overuse of commas is now the least of their problems! 🤢💻 Meanwhile, this whole rebranding feels like that "This Is Fine" meme where the dog sits in a burning room… just vibin’ as the tech world collapses. 🔥💀 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In a few years, Superhuman will release a feature that transcribes your thoughts directly into a Word document. You’ll be living in a Black Mirror episode by 2025, fam. 🥴💭 **Get ready to CTRL + ALT + DELETE your sanity!** 💥💰 *#SuperhumanOrBust*