🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped the hottest take of 2023 with GPT-5 and it’s less biased than your uncle at Thanksgiving! 🦃🔥 ✨ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! GPT-5 Instant & GPT-5 Thinking just slashed political bias by a whopping 30%! That’s a bigger glow-up than your ex after their skincare routine 💅💦. The AI is now more robust against charged prompts than your buddy who always wants to argue about politics during game night 💀🤡. 💭💁‍♂️ Leaked conversation between two ‘devs’ in the basement of OpenAI HQ: Dev 1: “So, how do we make it less biased? Like, should we just make it watch 30 hours of TikTok?” Dev 2: “Nah dude, just make it read memes. Way less drama.” 📈 Stonks up, bias down! This is the vibe we need to keep those Twitter trolls in check. 🚀🦾 But let’s be real here, if they can keep the political debates down to a minimum, I might actually get my grandma to stop sending me conspiracy videos! 🐸📽️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, GPT-10 will not only be bias-free but also drop mixtapes that slap harder than your favorite artist! 💰🤯 Mark my words, the world will be vibing with AI ballads while we sip on our AI-synthesized lattes! ☕️💖💯 Share this if you're ready to see a future where chatbots are less chaotic than Twitter! 👽💬💥