🚨🔥YO, Oura Ring Stans, gather ‘round! We just found a new contestant in the **“Rings That Make You Question Your Life Choices”** game show! Introducing the *Circular Ring 2* - the ring that promises your **health** AND your **wallet** a good time! 💰💍😱 This bad boy decided that subscription fees are SO last season (📉💔), like the skinny jeans of wearables. But hold up—this ain't a charity! It's taking crazy shortcuts that leave you questioning if you’re measuring your sleep or just counting sheep with a hangover! 🐑💤 Leaked Developer Quote: “We figured if it looks shiny, people won’t ask why it tracks your sleep like a drunk chihuahua.” 🤖🤡 So while the Oura’s all like "✨ I’m premium, baby!" the Circular is more like “✨ I’m cheap, but look over there! 🌌” AND QUICK REMINDER: if your health metrics look like a bad Tinder date (👎), this ring might just be on a permanent "one-star review" mission. But here’s the kicker: Get ready for the *Circular Ring 3*—which is literally just a hula hoop. This is fine, right? 🔥💀 *Prediction: In a year, tech bros will be using smart rings as doorbells. Y’all welcome in advance! 🚪🔔*