🚨💥 HOLD UP, FAM! Is this real life or an episode of "American Political Survivor"? 🔥🦅 According to some tea-spilling political figures, after Charlie Kirk's untimely exit from this mortal coil, we’re now entering the bizarre world of censorship crackdown? 🤡💀 But like, WHO needs free speech when you can just roast your way into the political ether? 🤷‍♂️ “Listen, fam, we’re just trying to keep the stonks high for censorship. It’s all about *the optics*, ya feel me?” said *an imaginary Republican staffer who definitely does not exist*. 😬💰 And guess what? The big cheese himself, Trump, is vowing to come for anyone who popped off online. 🤖 Sippin’ that haterade while trying to put the First Amendment on a timeout! This is the equivalent of saying "this is fine" while your house burns down, but with more memes. 🥴🔥 Honestly, I’m calling it now: next thing you know, we’re all just gonna end up in a digital dystopia where even your grandma’s cat video gets flagged for “anti-establishment rhetoric.” 😳📅💾 Prepare for the Apocalypse, folks! This is gonna be wilder than a Zoom call with your boomer relatives – no cap. 🚀💥