🚨🔊 *BREAKING NEWS* - *LEAKED GOOGLE DRAMA* = the ultimate drama... but like, in a *techy* way. 🍿💥 So buckle up, fam, because Pixel may be dropping some *WICKED* fire 🔥 next month! According to a tipster who goes by *Mystic Leaks* (sounds totally legit, right? 😂), Google might just drop the *Theme Packs* you've always dreamed of! 🎨✨ Remember when they tried making **Google Play Music** a thing? Yeah, me neither! 🤣 But wait, it's not just Theme Packs—oh no, it's ALSO VIP alerts, because we all need Google sending us notifications that our nachos are ready for the Superbowl. 🍕🏆 No cap, if they give me a "you've ordered too many burritos" alert, I might just *cooope* and seethe 🤡💀 In the spirit of being hilariously *overdramatic*, devs probably said something along the lines of: 👨‍💻 “Bro, why don’t we just slap a rainbow on it and call it a Pixel 8.5?” 👩‍💻 “Do it for the *stonks*!” So brace yourself, stonks are about to go *UP* (or crash, like a bad app). 🚀💰 🔥 **Hot take:** In 2025, Google's going to bring us Pixel robots that just vibe with our Theme Packs and do our laundry. Get ready for the *Pixel 10, your new wife*! 💍🤖 #TechKarma #ThisIsFine