🚀🔥 GUYS, GATHER AROUND, it’s time for some tech tea! ☕️💦 This month’s episode of “Why are you folding your phone?!” features the **Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold**—the gadget equivalent of a pre-teens’ cursed TikTok dance challenge. 🤡💀 So what’s the scoop? Google’s throwing in your favorite features like a tighter hinge (sure, why not!) and an IP68 rating (not a water park ride, but okay 🤷‍♂️). They even upgraded the battery and display! Yet, in a shocking plot twist worthy of a Netflix original, their camera is like “sorry, fam, I can’t even.” 📸😂 Let’s be real: on the scale of “This is fine” to “I’m gonna fight my toaster,” this is more like “🤔 maybe I should just stick to the Pixel 10 Pro?” Cuz like, how do you call it a Pro with a camera that looks like it’s been through a blender? 💩 A "leaked" dev was heard saying, “We were going for ‘transcendent’ but ended up at ‘meh, I guess.’” 🤖🤐 So here's my unhinged prediction: in 2030, foldables will be sentient, and they’ll be **calling us stupid for buying them**. Welcome to the future, fam! 💥👾💰 #Stonks #Cringe #Based #FoldedFoolery