🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google is about to let 15 lucky STANS test new Pixel phones like they’re the chosen ones of the tech universe. 💥📱💖 Yes you heard that right! Google is handing out golden tickets like Willy Wonka but for nerds instead of chocolate! 🍫🤡 So, how do you get into this juicy Pixel party? 🤔 Easy peasy! Just answer THREE questions. Yup, that's it! 🙌💯 Like you're applying for a tech fellowship instead of playing “Guess Who?” with overpriced smartphones. 🤪 1. "How many Pixel devices have you ever owned?" 2. "As a Pixel Su...?" (The rest sounds like an unhinged syllabus, no cap! 😂) You know Google's just sitting there like, "Get those metrics, fam!" 📊 Meanwhile, the competition will be so fierce it’s like trying to get through a TikTok algorithm! 🤖💀 **🌶️ LEAKED DEV QUOTE 🌶️:** “We just want to see how many ways fans can cope with our battery life and seethe over our prices.” 🤷‍♂️💸 So buckle up, stonks crew! 🚀 Get ready for another wild Google roll-out. My hot take? In a month, Google will turn Pixel into a subscription service. “Welcome to Pixel Prime, where you pay monthly for your unmet expectations!” 🤑🔥 Sharing is caring, so tag your Pixel pals and get ready for some meme-worthy drama! 💅💥