🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! Google just dropped a bomb (no, not a Pixel bomb—actually good news for once! 💥) and it may be the ONLY wholesome thing to come out of the tech world this week! 😱💖 So, here’s the tea: Google is letting you add your ride-or-die friends as *recovery contacts* for your account. That’s right, if you lose your password while binge-watching cat videos 🐱💻 or accidentally click on a *totally legit* link promising “big booby gifs” 🥳, you can call in the squad to rescue your digital life. “Hey, bro, can you help me get my memes back?!” But let’s not forget the real MVP here: SPAM DETECTION! 🤖🕵️‍♂️ Like, no cap, you can finally tell your Great Aunt Karen to stop sending you “FREE CRYPTO!” links that lead straight to the depths of the cringe abyss! 📉💩 In the words of the imaginary Google dev team: “We just wanted to ensure your cousin Larry doesn’t accidentally set your account on fire 🔥 because he thought a phishing email was an invitation to dinner.” Hot take: Expect hackers to take a crash course in making friends ASAP because with this feature, they're going to have to start calling you “BIG DADDY GOOGLE,” and pray you don’t recover your account faster than they can break in! 🔥💰🦸‍♀️ Now share this chaos and let’s make Google *based* again! 🚀💀