🚨🔋 BREAKING NEWS 🔋🚨 Google’s on a **battery-saving crusade** like it’s the latest superhero flick and guess what? Your phone's about to go on a diet! 🍔💔 So, you’re innocently scrolling through TikTok, thinking “This is fine” while your phone screams “HELP! I’m dying!” 😱💀 Yup, we’re looking at all those "mobile gaming" apps 🕹️ that have been *TOO* clingy with your battery life – and Google is coming in like Drake pointing at the “No use of wakelocks” meme. In an *epic glow-up* move, Google’s rolling out a new metric that’s gonna make app devs sweat bullets like they’re sitting through a Zoom meeting with their boss 📉☠️. If your fave app is hogging that battery like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, you might just see a warning pop up like “STOP!!!” 🚫🍕 And leaked developer quote: “We thought this was just a ‘slight hibernation,’ turns out it was a TRAUMA,” said one dev as they stared deep into their code. 🤖💔 🔥 **HOT TAKE**: In 2024, Google will introduce a *Battery Ghost Buster™* that literally hunts down apps draining your battery like it’s in a horror movie. The battery will then unlock its ultimate form: *infinite charge* when the killer app is uninstalled! 🚀👻💰 Stonks or clowns? You decide! 💸🤡 #AndroidLife #BatteryWars #Appocalypse2024!