🚨🚨BREAKING: TECH NEWS THAT'S ACTUALLY A YAWN FEST 🤡💤💤💤💤 Imagine waking up in 2023 and thinking, "Wow, Wi-Fi is still a thing. Let me spend my hard-earned $120 on a glorified router." 😅💸 Enter the Google Nest Wi-Fi Pro! The router that's about as exciting as watching paint dry! 😂 But wait, *GASP* it supports Wi-Fi 6E, which is like the multiverse of Wi-Fi or something! 🌌 👾💥“I finally feel like I can download cat memes at lightning speed!” - Tyrone, a disgruntled developer who still uses dial-up 🤖💀 Are you still connected to the slowest internet since AOL? 🤮 HERE'S A DEAL: bruh, you can save $120 JUST FOR PRIME DAY! 🤯💰 What’s next? Google starts charging us for pure oxygen while they’re at it? Meanwhile, they’re out here trying to pretend they’re the parenting expert with smart devices while simultaneously harvesting your data like a corn farmer on a bender. 🌽💀 🔥🔥Hot Take Alert: In 2040, Google will release "Nest Wi-Fi Pro: The Smart Router That Knows Your Internet Habits Better Than Your Therapist." Stonks! 🚀💩 Share this and watch the cringe unfold! #WiFi2023 #TechIsBoring #NestIsBlessed