🎤🔊 LISTEN UP tech fam! 🚪💥 Google just dropped the new Nest Doorbell (wired) and lemme tell you, the upgrade is so "meh" that it makes watching paint dry feel like a rollercoaster ride 🎢😴💀. This bad boy is so *effortless* to upgrade, I'm talking *five minutes* folks! I could install it faster than my last Zoom meeting on mute 🙈💻. And the new features? Let’s just say the “Wow Factor” is more like “Wow, are we still doing this?” 🤡 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE ALERT 🚨: “We really wanted to stick to the basics, like how TikTok wants us to stick to pointless dances.” 😂💔 It's like they took the old model, gave it a fresh coat of paint, and called it a day. So cringe! Drake is out here pointing at the old model like, “YES, keep that trash!” 🙅‍♂️💩. Meanwhile, the new doorbell is like a bland avocado toast—looks good, tastes like… nothing. 🔥✨ HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be battling robot doorbells in a *Battle Royale* for which one can be the least annoying. Brace yourself, the future is just a bunch of buzzing and dinging! 🚀🤖 #StonksOrJunk?