🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Quantum Wizards 🧙‍♂️ Win the Nobel Prize! 🤡💰 Hold on, fam, because we’ve got some SERIOUS stonks 🚀! Michel Devoret, the head honcho of Google’s quantum shenanigans, just snagged the Nobel Prize in Physics along with his trusty sidekicks, John Martinis and John Clarke! 😮✨ Look at these legends flexing on the haters while rocking the superconducting circuit like it's a brand new Gucci jacket! 💎🔥 I mean, can we talk about the fact that Google is basically *collecting* Nobel Prizes like they’re Pokémon cards? 🎮💸 At this rate, we might see Sundar Pichai strutting the red carpet for a MacArthur Genius Grant next year! 😅🐸💅 The Nobel crew is all about that “macroscopic quantum mechanical tunneling” and “energy quantization”—translation: they’ve figured out how to cheat the laws of physics with a Josephson Junction! 😵‍💫💥 Can’t wait for my fridge to start processing quantum data instead of cooling my pizza rolls. 🍕🤖 📜 *Leaked Devoret quotes*: “We did it for the memes! Also, Nobel cash, baby! 💰🤡” So here’s my hot take 🔥: If Google keeps this up, the next prize will be for creating a quantum-capable toaster. Y’all better show up to work in your tinfoil hats because 2025 is gonna be a WHOLE vibe. WHO’S WITH ME?! 🤪🤯 #QuantumReality #NobelFlex