🚨🔊 BREAKING: Google is making cost cuts so tight, their wallet just called for a *support group*! 💸💔 This isn’t just your average “Oops! I spent too much on avocado toast” situation, fam. Nah, we’re talking about the tech giant slashing its **FT subscription** like it’s a ninja in a 90s action movie! 🥷💣 *“Honestly, who needs accurate news when you can just scroll TikTok for five hours?”* - *Some Google Developer, probably* 😂🤖. What's next, Goog? Trading high-quality journalism for ‘what I had for lunch’ posts? 🥴 I swear, this is like watching a kid attempt to DIY a rocket with duct tape and dreams. 🚀💥 And insert *the meme template*: Drake pointing at “investing in quality news” vs. the “cutting costs for *cringe* headlines.” UGH, talk about a galaxy brain moment gone wrong! 🌌🧠💀 With dwindling relationships with news publishers, I mean, WHO even gives a $#!% anymore? This is *fine* 😉🔥. Hot take: In 2024, Google’s gonna launch a paid service where subscribers receive *actual* news delivered by flying drones—cause if we can't read it, at least we can *watch it crash*! 💀🚁💰 #GooglesNextBigFlop