🚨🚨BREAKING: Google’s Ad Tech is Turning Into a Soap Opera! 💰💸💔 Listen up, fam! You know that awkward moment when you accidentally like your crush’s 2012 Instagram post while lurking? Well, that’s just Google with the EU right now! 😂 After catching a $2.95B fine from the European Union, Google’s like “oopsie daisy, guess I gotta change some stuff… but we're still gonna appeal, lol.” What’s up with that? 🤡💀 So now they’re throwing around fancy words like “interoperability” to make it sound like they’re about to drop the next big ad tech mixtape. 🎤🔥 But let’s be real, it’s more like them sending ‘sorry’ letters while planning the sequel to “How to Avoid Accountability.” 🙃 🔮🧐 Leaked developer quote: “Guys, just slap some new paint on it and tell everyone we upgraded the Wi-Fi. They’ll never know.” No cap, they’re trying to turn “little tweaks” into some galaxy brain innovation! 🚀 😂 Meanwhile, EU is out here like Drake pointing—“NOPE!” to Google’s ideas. This is fine, right? Just watch them throw more money at lawyers while users get “INTEROPED” with ads they don’t even want. 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: If Google calls this a “change,” in the next 5 years, we’ll be paying them in exclusive NFT ads. Welcome to dystopia, folks! Buckle up! 🥴 #AdTechChaos #GoogleGoesLOL